Night round up

Not even in the top six. We are in fourth place, still have a keg party, Travis is still in first.


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I don't want to blog anymore tonight, fuck y'all.


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It Begins Again

We got six, so did Hitler. The SIAST team should go back there. Wes got eight. The team that won is making a Trailer Park Boys reference.


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Night round up

We did not place tonight. Wes is sixth, we are fifth, RnR is fourth, BSB are third, Hitler is second, and Travis is still in first.


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Round six

We got five. Tonight was a fail.


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Kyla's Boyfriend

Kyla's boyfriend looks twelve years old. And like he is a girl. He looks like a twelve tear old girl.


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Round five

Lorie was wrong about AIDS. Five and a half for Hitler. We got six. Shitty. Owl got eight. Travis got eight also. Cassidy is sad.

Dear diary

I really feel regretful of everything tonight. There has not even been any karate questions! How can I be any use to the team if I am useless. I want to apologize to Joel, grill, Baxter, and Gena.


-Cassidy

Grill & drew

They smell so bad



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The fat man from Hitler lost, that fuck.


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Theme round, Nick at Night

We got a bunch right, but a couple wrong as well. I think someone called Grill "Farva". We got seven, Travis, Wes and Hitler got nine. Western won again, with a perfect ten. Cassidy is ruining everything!


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After round four

Wow Joel did so amazing answering the Nick at nite questions. He is so smart. I answered one but probably incorrectly. I am less smart because I am younger . Sorry Jo ell .


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Round 4 fuck u

Joel is being so mean. The flower was both the rose and the lily!!!!' I googled it after the round!!!!!! I hate Brits. Fuck those cripples ugh


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Grill likes anal rape

We got so many questions wrong, shitty. Probably Cassidy's fault again. We have a bunch of shitty names again. We only got four right, putting us in bad position. Travis only got five though. Western and the bar did the best, so the third place team got beer. Lame round, overall.


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Round two

I didn't get any of the answers, but I got the bonus, which was that all the songs were from Trailer Park Boys. We ended up in second, with five points. Ouch.


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Joel is so dumb

He is blaming me because he got the kokannee question wrong. Little does he know Baxter hates him. And would poop on his bed if he could.

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First round

Hey folks, another night of trivia, let's rock! Why does Sheldon even come? We only got six, along with a bunch of other people, the hitlers got seven and a half, Travis got eight. I blame Cassidy.


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Round six

We definately beat Hitler and Travis, sweet, let's see what happens next. We got seven, so we beat the teams who matter, yay.
Some guy named Ryan looks like a douche bag. We got 2nd for the night, in a three way tie, Travis won. Wes is back in the top six, we are still in third, but we are only behind Hitler by half a point, Travis is in first, they will stay there, and I can live with that.


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Round five fahvrhxrhsgahd

I am drunk and Grill is a bitch. One team got 0, those fucks. We only got four, Travis got six, and Hitler only got one, the Third Reich one. I assume. Ftw!


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Round 4 is nintendo

We got 7 points, losing only to Wes, who are no longer even a factor. We beat hitler and tied Travis, so we are still having a good showing. Mike Hepp, ftw! Also, Hitler is recruiting, probably because the rhino ate at least two players. They need to get back to a solid 15.


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Round 3 featuring Cassidy

So many bonus questions. I think it's pretty obvious what the theme is. Also, Mike Hepp is playing with us! Excelsior! Hitler tried to insult us, but failed. We tied for the win, with a massive nine, although we lost the pitcher. Oh wells.

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Round Two, Electric Boogaloo

We beat Wes and Hitler, good news there. The bad news is, we only got six, but more goodnews, Travis only got half a point more. Excelsior!


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The first round was awful and hard

We only got two points, the winning team got six. Definately a Grill round.


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Trivia shenanigans

Another trivia week, another night of blog updates. This week will be even more interesting, since I plan to get trashed. Rock on!


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The final round, and boy are my arms tired

Someone called Travis cheaters. God will smite them. Rob only got five, what a fuck. Drew Carey with ratios indeed, more than ever. Hitler only got six and a half, fuck yeah. Travis clearly lost, we got eight, didn't win, but we beat all the good teams. For the night Wes, 2tt, us, cream?, hitler, then Travis for the win. We are in third overall, hitler in second, and Travis has a overwelming 16 point lead.


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Round five blues

Yoda is not played by an actor, he is a puppet, suck it Rob. We got seven points, beating a few key teams, but we are a point behind hitler. Travis got ten points, good on them.


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Round four

We got a least nine. Or nine. Period. Apparently I was not listening and we only got six. Shit, we are falling behind. Two rounds left. Double fuck, Wes and hitler tied for first, the lesser of two evils in Wes won.


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Third round

We fucked this round up. Did not do well. Team Travis seems to have done really well. The worst team name of the semester goes to the Pussy Mullets. We got four points. Jeremy is looking for a keyboard player if you didn't know. Hitler got eight, but Travis still won with nine, so it's still cool.

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Second roundo

It is the second round, I think we did well. High scoring round for everyone. We got nine and half, beating everyone but Travis, who got ten. I am cool with that. We have the lead by a point so far.


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First round, already fucking up

I had a great post, but a fucking screwed it up. We did the best of all the teams that matter, only losing by half a point. We got seven, Travis got five and a half, hitler got five, and everyone else did worse. Fuck yeah!


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Trivia! Live!

Here I am, blogging LIVE from Trivia! Cassidy is already drunk, so this looks to be an interesting night. Stay tuned for many outragous trivia related posts, and plenty of beaking!


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Listen up You's

It is my birthday on Wednesday. The greatest birthday gift in the world would be to win at least one round.


Love Joel.

It Begins

Alright folks and folkettes, you have been practicing all summer, you've been saying your prayers and taking your vitamins, and if you are not sufficiently ready, then suck it up, because Trivia starts again this Wednesday. That is right, September 16th is the day, 10 pm is the time, and they Lazy Owl is the place. This is where dreams come true, legacies are built and legends come alive. Are you ready?

New Team Member

I have invited a new team member to the BiPolar Bears. As you all know, I have theorized that we are severely lacking in karate skills, the key to any winning trivia team that doesn't cheat with cellphones. It is a well known fact that Craig from Team Travis has his brown belt (with Yellow trim!), so, logically, I have recruited a black belt, since black is better than brown. I am confident this new member, codenamed "C-Train" will bring the karate expertise necessary to help us reach new levels of success, and put us in a dominating first place.

We are hip with the kids

In todays age of technology, it is important to dominant media in all its forms. So today, the BiPolar Bears joined the twitter revolution.

Now we can have up to the minute updates on what Shaq is up to.

Follow us @Bipolar_Bears. Or don't. It's your loss.

Trivia off-season

With another year of pub trivia just around the corner, it's time to reflect on the summer off-season.

The heroic Bi-Polar Bears have been busy. Every member embarked on a rigorous training regimine.

Team Captain Aaron Grandguillot read and digested a library's worth of books during his time as a summer student at SaskTel.

Jeremy Putz, the team history buff, has spent the summer being rebuilt, he'll come back bigger, stronger, and with much more firepower.

Sam attended every concert in Western Canada, and conquered the newspaper industry during her time at the Leader Post.

Hollywood Joel Yeomans, the teams badass, spent the summer with his ladyfriend *Editors note* Hollywood Joel Yeomans is also the coach, owner and manager, which is why he can edit other peoples posts, something which probational team captain Aaron "The Ace of Base" Grandguillot need to remember.

Gena Lynn was busy cracking the human genome code, and occasionally baking cupcakes.

Chelsea spent her time away from school listening to music. She is now the master of all genre's, except obsucre Rob-punk, which no one likes anyways.

Sadly, Erin left us, as she moved to Minot on a covert mission. Her infiltration of North Dakota is simply a precursor to the Bipolar Bear's eventual domination of the northern US.

The honourable Team Travis was also busy training for a new year, and the weekly team gatherings (pictured below) helped build a sense of unity amongest the Travisinians which will make them the team to beat once again.

Push Her Down The Stairs (otherwise known as Hitler), on the other hand, did very little in terms of training. Since all they need to do is make sure their cell phones and laptops have charged batteries, they have spent the summer practicing their group dance numbers.

Some congratulations are in order, however. The fat man on PHDTS managed to trap a mate, and the happy couple tied the knot earlier this month.

Since no other team has any honour, and are all pretty awful anyways, there is nothing to report from them.

Just Like the Holocaust, God Let This Happen

Once again, God has allowed Hitler to commit a genocide. This genocide was not in the literal sense, it was a genocide on intelligence. Team Hitler and the Fat Man have finally iPhoned their way into the championship seat, and they bought there own trophy. I would like to point out that this week was a low scoring week for them, since Drew was guarding them hard, but the weeks and weeks of cheating has already done the damage, and the world will never be the same again.
Everybody's heroes, the BiPolar Bears, placed tragically in 6th place, not even winning the WildCard spot for a keg party. The honorable, respectible, and especially handsome Team Travis placed in 2nd place, being robbed of their championship by an unworthy pretender to the throne. Stand tall Team Travis, we all know who the true champions are. And to Reverend Jim, where's your messiah now?
Also, real classy making that dicks-in-your-mouth joke to your wife.

Last trivia/ Hitlerhino hibernation

Last trivia of the season is tonite. The Bipolar Bears are looking forward to the 10-roudn marathon.

Another team getting ready was Push Her Down The Stairs. Little known fact is that the rhinocerous that plays on their team, shown here, also curled in the U of R Rec Curling League. Well, last night, his team was down a player, as was the team they played against.

The only logical conclusion, is that, in preparations for post-trivia season hibernation, the rhino-captain of Hitler/PHDTS had some snacks before the game. This is just a heads up to all other trivia players tonite. If you find yourself in a one on one situation with Hitlerhino, don't play dead. Your best bet is to climb a tree, and wait for help.

Trivia Updates Supreme

We did it gang, we finally won ourselves a pitcher of beer! We didn't even care that the bar didn't win a round of shots, who wants to drink watered downed apple pie shots anyways? Drew and Grill tried to claim the don't give out a pitcher of beer for the last round, despite it happening every other week, and countless times for us last semester, but luckily Alexis stepped in with a "WTF, chill" and all became right in the world. With one week of trivia left, we are going to have a brutally hard battle ahead of us to win ourselves a guaranteed keg party. The rankings sit as follows:

1. Hitler with 402 points, but if you subtract the point they should have lost every round this semester for having extra players, 342 points. And if you subtract all the rounds they use cell phones in, that leaves is with only 42 points. That is a little horrible.
2. Team Travis with 389, which, last I checked, was much higher than 42.
3. The Broad Street Brawlers with 387.5, but I honestly think Rob just adds points on Grill's computer
4. Wes and the Sexies with 367, but if you subtract the week that they wrote the questions and magically got them all right, that leaves us with 307.
5. Two Tall Broads with 358, obviously also cheaters, since they are also film students, but they have never actually been caught cheating, so I will let them slide for now.
6. Finally, us, with a staggeringly low 353.5. Since it took us until week 10 to actually win a pitcher of beer, this isn't actually that bad.
   

Happy St. Patrick's Day

Hey team, I just want to wish you all a happy St. Patrick's Day! Be sure to come to my home, a.k.a the Owl, for a green beer and maybe some Irish stew!


Your Coach and Intermin-Team Captain "Hollywood" Joel Yeomans

Trivia Rant

Alright, I've got a few things to get off my chest.

First, PHDTS. Like fuck. You know everyone watches you like a hawk. Why do you insist on having nine players? Either you can't count, or in Winnipeg, eight and nine are the same thing.

Secondly, in regards to PHDTS once again, come up with a new joke. Crusty vagina's? Really? At least try and be smart. I guess cell phones can't help you with comebacks.

Thirdly, everyone needs to stop complaining about how late it gets. Drew and Grill do their best. I mean, it's six rounds of trivia, and it doesn't start until ten. Yet, for some reason, everyone expects things to be wrapped up by midnight.

Lets do some math here. (PHDTS is excused from reading this part)

For that to work, each round would need to be roughly 20 minutes. That includes asking/answering the questions, handing them in, marking them, tallying up the scores, and doing the occasional tiebreaker. It's just not possible.

We're usually done around one, so the fact that it takes them only half an hour for each round is pretty good, especially considering they like to have a couple drinks while they run trivia.

Hell, if you've got stuff to do in the morning, account for the fact you'll be up a little late. If possible, take a nap after supper, before trivia. If that's not possible, drink a pot of coffee in the morning, then do the nap thing Thursday afternoon. We've all got shit to do the next day, so get over it. I'm sure your sociology class won't notice if you're yawning a bit more, they probably aren't listening to you anyways.

New Nicknames

The most important part of any team is each member having multiple nicknames, so I have assigned everyone some new ones.

• "Hollywood" Joel Yeomans
• Aaron "The Ace of Base" Grandgulliot
• "The Alpha Male" Jeremy Putz
• "Flyin'" Samantha Maciag
• "The Mouth from the South" Gena Sheperd
• Chelsea "Lost in Translation" Kitsch
• "The Blue Blood" Erin Sifert
• Phil "The Grey Ghost" Smith
  

Brent Butt's Nephew

Warren Butt has a blog. He made an entry about trivia. And his last name is Butt. Haha, Butt.....
http://milehighpixel.com/archives/75/trivia-night/

Did You Know?

Once a week (probably on a weekend) I'm going to post 10 random "did you know?" facts from around the Web.

Did you know ...

1.
Alligator Alley (also known as Everglades Parkway[2]) is a section of Interstate 75 (State Road 93) and State Road 84 extending from Naples on the west coast of Florida to Weston on the east. First opened in 1969,[3] most of the highway traverses the Everglades.
The name was given by the American Automobile Association during planning; they believed it would be a useless road, an "alley for alligators." However, since alligators often frequent the waterways beside the road, the nickname has a somewhat literal meaning.

2.
The Simpsons is now the longest running television series ever (now that it's been extended for another two seasons).

3.
Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner (born 2 October 1951), almost universally known by his stage name Sting, is an English musician from Wallsend in North Tyneside. Prior to starting his solo career, he was the principal songwriter, lead singer and bassist of the rock band The Police. As a solo musician and member of The Police, Sting has sold over 100 million records, and received sixteen Grammy Awards for his work, receiving his first Grammy for Best Rock Instrumental Performance in 1981, and receiving an Oscar nomination for best song.

4.
"Malibu" is the second single by Hole from the Celebrity Skin LP and was written about Kurt Cobain's stay at a rehabilitation clinic in Malibu, California. It also includes "Drag," an outtake from Celebrity Skin which was replaced by "Malibu." The song was nominated for a Grammy Award in the Best Rock Performance by a Duo or Group with Vocal field, losing to "Put Your Lights On" by Santana.

5.
The McDonald's business began in 1940, with a restaurant opened by brothers Dick and Mac McDonald in San Bernardino, California. Their introduction of the "Speedee Service System" in 1948 established the principles of the modern fast-food restaurant. The original mascot of McDonald's was a man with a chef's hat on top of a hamburger shaped head whose name was "Speedee." Speedee was eventually replaced with Ronald McDonald in 1963.

6.
HTML is an initialism of HyperText Markup Language.

7.
Boxing fun fact: Although fighting with fists comes naturally to people, evidence of fist-fighting contests first appear on ancient Sumerian, Egyptian and Minoan reliefs. The ancient Greeks provide us our first historical records of boxing as a formal sport; they codified a set of rules and staged tournaments with professionals. The birth hour of boxing as a sport may be its acceptance as an Olympic game as early as 688 BC. Modern boxing evolved in Europe, particularly Great Britain.

8.
Annie Leibovitz, the renowned New York photographer who has taken portraits of the Queen, John Lennon, Tom Cruise, Miley Cyrus and more, has pawned the rights to her life's work in order to raise nearly $16 million to pay off her debts.

9.
Reading University researchers claim "I", "we", "two" and "three" are among the most ancient, dating back tens of thousands of years.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7911645.stm

10.
Amazon Kindle is an e-book reader, an embedded system for reading electronic books (e-books), launched in the United States by prominent online bookseller Amazon.com in November 2007. The Kindle was developed by Amazon's Lab126. It uses an electronic paper display and downloads content over Amazon Whispernet using the Sprint EVDO network. Retail cost started at $399 and was dropped down to $359. It only works in the US.

Trivia Homework

To the Bipolar Bears:

Your assignment this week is to listen to every Phil Collins and Genesis album in existence.

Memorize these. That way, we can learn the difference. It's costs us dozens of points. Points which could be used to defeat Hitler.

I hate Metal-heads and Hitler

We did pretty good this week team, other than the first round, right up until Sam started to fall asleep. Apparently Sam left her A-game at the Leader Post! We are only half a point behind Wes and the Uglies, and 2 and a half behind team A Thousand Players Because We Run The Bar And Do Whatever We Want. PHDTS, who Steve-Know has delightfully mathematically proven to be Hitler, told us that we were "Crusty Vaginas," but I am pretty sure we are human beings, and not vagina. Also, vagina can't be pluralized, once again proving the cheat, since the don't even have a hold on back grammer. Oh well, they probably looked the joke up on their cell phones anyways.
In lighter news, some retard metalhead stole my coat. I managed to get it back because by yelling and swearing at some fat metal girl until she went and found it. The metal heads also tried to pick a fight with Aaron, and since I was out of the room and he was outnumbered, he proceeded to just yell "HARDCORE!" in their faces until they went away. I am not much for fighting, but I with all the off-duty bouncers around, I would have loved to shit-kick a bunch of lame-ass metal heads.
Jeremy said that the most common pub name in the UK is "The Crown" but then the answer was "The Red Line." Jeremy was right, which I learned once again from Steve-Know. Some week I am just going to copy his blog entry and paste it here, since I have to read it to remember what happened all night anyways.

New Strategy

I think we all need to practice more karate, and that is the key to winning this thing. Just like Jack Black says "With Karate I'll kick you ass, from here to right over there." I see no reason why this can't apply to trivia.

-Team Coach & Manager Joel Yeomans

Better Theory than Joel's

I think the reason we are off to a slow start is my hair.

Last season, when we were doing well, I had kept my locks carefully maintained. This season, however, I have let my hair grow wild due to not willing to sacrifice $30 bucks from my beer fund to get my hair cut.

Luckily, this situation has been fixed. My hair is back to its well-maintained glory. I predict a return to dominate trivia glory for the BiPolar Bears.

-Team Captain Aaron Grandguillot

New Theory

I think I have figured out why the cheaters and the other film team are doing so well at trivia. Besides the actual cheating, I figure they must have all kinds of time on their hands to research trivia, because none of them are working towards real degrees! They are all here in university to take classes about how to do something that any guy off the street can do with the right amount of talent. Now, you may ask yourself, "But, Joel, did you not spend 2 WHOLE years in the University of Regina Film Production program?" My answer is that, yes, yes i did, which means I know first hand about how easy and how little work is required. It is quite clear that after how bad the cheaters were trashed last semester by the BiPolar Bears and Team Travis, that they decided to watch 15 less movies per week about gay cowboys eating pudding, and they are now doing trivia homework. Since all the member of both the Bears and Travis have jobs and/or are taking real classes in university, we will never be able to keep up with this lethal combination of cheating and studying trivia. Although, we will forever be able to take solace in the fact that the two true champion teams can keep pace with these cretins with our natural, god-given intelligence.

MORTAL KOMBAT!

If this doesn't get you jazzed up for another night of trivia, than nothing will. It's the mortal kombat theme composed on Mario Paint.

Lies, And The Lying Liars Who Tell Them

I find it quite suspicious that Push Her Down The Stairs have been consistently getting every single question right for 6 rounds. Like the dirty, cheating, fucking Gypsies that they are, they must have come up with a new grift to cheat their way to glory! The true top teams in the league, the BiPolar Bears and the honorable Team Travis are continuing to fight the good fight, and I am confident that both teams, like the heroic Mighty Ducks, will overcome these dirty trivia tactics to once again take the top two spots in the league. It does not help that quite frequently our correct answers are marked as wrong (Meteorites are a completely different fucking things than Asteroids!)

The Final Countdown

Happy Birthday Sam

Happy Birthday Sam. Instead of giving you you're 200th birthday wish on facebook, I decided this was a better place for it.

I hope your first quarter-century was a good time, here's for another quarter-century (or two or three) of more good times.


-Team Captain Aaron Grandguillot *Editor's note: Co-Captain*

Team Theme Song

I been thinking about potential theme songs for our team. I was considering using "Bipolar Bear" by the Stone Temple Pilots, but that song sucks balls. But, while driving, and listening to the best song in the world, I knew I had found the prefect song. You have probably guessed it already, but it is none other that "HOT N COLD" by KATY FUCKING PERY! You may wonder why this song is so perfect, but I can't figure out why you would, since you love the song. It is because of one amazing, world-stopping, glorious lyric. "Got a case of love BI-POLAR." That makes this song perfect, FUCK YEAH, WE GOT IT!
I want to hear all of your opinions excepts Aaron's, because he is only co-captain, and is also in the dog house. Jeremy's opinion remains relevant.

Spellmasters

You guys seem really determined to spell my last name ending in an "aig."

Is this to keep my identity truly a secret, or is this because you have not taken the time (in the two-ish years I've known some of you) TO SPELL MY LAST NAME CORRECTLY?

Le sigh.

The Dawn of Time: A Story of Glorious Origins and Remarkable Possibilities

For centuries, historians have attempted to explain the significance of England's Stonehenge monument. Astronomers claimed archaic Brits erected the rock formation as a lunar sundial of sorts: capable of predicting the paths of stars and comets. Anthropologists claimed the rocks were created by mystics. Mystics hell-bent on pleasing their spiritual guides. It was only recently that the truth had been spoken by the Lazy Owl's very own Trivia guru's, The Bi-Polar Bears. While outside for a cigarette with an intoxicated no-namer, Jeremy Putz confessed the sacred truth: He himself had built Stonehenge.

Remarkably, the creation of Stonehenge was only one of the many great historical achievements accomplished by the Bi-Polar Bears. Sam Macaig was the first woman to ever canoe the Amazon. Aaron Grandguillot revolutionized agriculture when he initiated the first water irrigation systems known to man. Gena, always the scientist, discovered carbon-dating, a method for historically dating the numerous dinosaur bones dug up by Phil Smith, who was responsible for all major prehistoric discoveries since the Ice Age. Hell, even Joel built a pyramid or two.

No matter how highly regarded the accomplishments of Jeremy, Sam, Aaron, Gena, Phil and Joel remain, nothing any of them have done compare with the sheer power of Chelsea Kitsch and Erin Sifert. Chelsea being the creator of time, and Erin being the creator of space.

How is this possible? How could two 21st century Regina, Sk. citizens be responsible for the creation of time and space. To understand this, you must first understand how this all began. How the universe came to be.

In the beginning, only two beings existed, Chelsea Kitsch and Erin Sifert. Nothing else existed outside of Chelsea and Erin. Nothing. Then, without warning, on what later became known as "Monday", Chelsea created time. When the Prarie Dog asked Chelsea why she created time, she fondly recalled "I don't know, I just thought, wouldn't it be cool if I had a past and a future, so I went for it! And I haven't looked back since." Erin was less modest when asked by said publication about the creation of space, exclaiming "the creation space was the purpose of my life, in fact, creating space gave me life. It gave you life. I created life! Think about it, without space, where would you live?" Touche, Erin, Touche.

After time and space became old news, Chelsea and Erin took the next logical step, building a time machine. In an interview with BBC, Erin admitted "I think all Chelsea and I ever really wanted a time machine, but in the old days, that was impossible without time and space, so we gotter [sic] done and built that time machine. I wanted the machine to be cheery red, but Chels wanted it to be ocean blue, so it ended up looking kind of purpleish...". The rest of the Bi-Polar Bears were ecstatic to find out Chelsea and Erin had a time machine. Gena led the team to the machine with an enthusiastic "let's go back in time and build and discover shit!". And build and discover they did.

If you are reading this right now, you are likely relieved to have all of your suspicions confirmed. The reason the Bi-Polar Bears are the top trivia team at the Lazy Owl is because they have eternal access to everything space and time can offer a mere human. The Bi-Polar Bears may be fourth place this year so far, but that is on purpose, everything is on purpose when you control the past.

Joel is wrong.

Good introduction. But he's wrong about this co-captain nonsense. I'm the captain, Jeremy is the former captain. *Editors note: No, he's co-captain*

Anyways. Slow start to the season. I think we finished about fourth. We were a bit disorganized this week, with people still getting settled in moments before the first round started. Also, we uncharacteristically did poorly on the themed music round. Ah well.

It's a long season, and i'll be surprised if we're not first overall by the end of the month. We'll start trying next week. Hopefully most of our team shows up sober next time.

Fuck Y'All

This is our first blog, since I have been informed that all champion trivia teams need a blog, unless they cheat, then they can go fuck themselves because I hate them. Them being Push Her Down The Stairs. Who I hate. Because they fucking cheat.
Look out motherfuckers, I'm looking at you Craig, because Big Philly has made his triumphant return to Owl Trivia, and while he was too drunk to be of any use last night, he will be in full form next week and we will fuck every bodies shit up.
Wes and the Sexies need to watch their fucking shit, just because they had a lucky week does not mean this is going to become more than a 2 team league (3 teams if you count the fucking cheaters, I don't).

Just so you know who we all are for next time:

• Aaron "The Ragun Cajun" Grandguillot - Team C0-Captain/Panda Bear
• Jeremy "The Mongooose" Putz - Team Co-Captain/Jer Bear
• Samma "The Ramma" Macaig - Team Musical Coordinator/Yogi Bear
• Erin "Ticklish For Tequila" Sifert - Team Master of Ceremonies/Boo-Boo Bear
• Joel "The Joule" Yeomans - Team Coach,Manager&Owner/Grizzly Bear
• Phil "Big Philly Willy" Smith - Team "Sexy" Intern/Koala Bear
• Chelsea "Possibly a Traitor" Kitsch - Team Lush/ Bear Naked
• Gena "The Best of Us All" Shepherd - Team Eye Candy/Super Awesome Bear?

Just so everyone knows, we are split into best friends on the team, the consist of:

• Joel & Phil - Like Jay and Silent Bob, minus doing drugs or being anything like them at all. We like long jackets?
• Jeremy & Chelsea - The just clicked so well, and they have agreed that they can't even be friends with anyone else except each other.
• Sam & Erin - Like two peas in a pod.
• Gena & Aaron - Gena has no friends, so her boyfriend defaults as her best friend. He's cool with it.

Teams that we HATE!

• Push Her Down the Stairs - They cheat, and I hate them for it.
• Lady Godiva - all I have to say is one word, "Mangina"
• Broadstreet Brawlers - Threatening to fire Joel when we win is getting really old, it is clearly not going to happen since he fucking rules

Teams that we LIKE!

• Team Travis - Just mutual respect between the top two teams in the league
• Wes and the Sexies - The BiPolar Bears are boning Wes and the Sexies, although they are pushing their luck........
• Bite the Pillow, It's Going In Dry - All of Sam's friends are on this team.