Fuck Y'All

This is our first blog, since I have been informed that all champion trivia teams need a blog, unless they cheat, then they can go fuck themselves because I hate them. Them being Push Her Down The Stairs. Who I hate. Because they fucking cheat.
Look out motherfuckers, I'm looking at you Craig, because Big Philly has made his triumphant return to Owl Trivia, and while he was too drunk to be of any use last night, he will be in full form next week and we will fuck every bodies shit up.
Wes and the Sexies need to watch their fucking shit, just because they had a lucky week does not mean this is going to become more than a 2 team league (3 teams if you count the fucking cheaters, I don't).

Just so you know who we all are for next time:

• Aaron "The Ragun Cajun" Grandguillot - Team C0-Captain/Panda Bear
• Jeremy "The Mongooose" Putz - Team Co-Captain/Jer Bear
• Samma "The Ramma" Macaig - Team Musical Coordinator/Yogi Bear
• Erin "Ticklish For Tequila" Sifert - Team Master of Ceremonies/Boo-Boo Bear
• Joel "The Joule" Yeomans - Team Coach,Manager&Owner/Grizzly Bear
• Phil "Big Philly Willy" Smith - Team "Sexy" Intern/Koala Bear
• Chelsea "Possibly a Traitor" Kitsch - Team Lush/ Bear Naked
• Gena "The Best of Us All" Shepherd - Team Eye Candy/Super Awesome Bear?

Just so everyone knows, we are split into best friends on the team, the consist of:

• Joel & Phil - Like Jay and Silent Bob, minus doing drugs or being anything like them at all. We like long jackets?
• Jeremy & Chelsea - The just clicked so well, and they have agreed that they can't even be friends with anyone else except each other.
• Sam & Erin - Like two peas in a pod.
• Gena & Aaron - Gena has no friends, so her boyfriend defaults as her best friend. He's cool with it.

Teams that we HATE!

• Push Her Down the Stairs - They cheat, and I hate them for it.
• Lady Godiva - all I have to say is one word, "Mangina"
• Broadstreet Brawlers - Threatening to fire Joel when we win is getting really old, it is clearly not going to happen since he fucking rules

Teams that we LIKE!

• Team Travis - Just mutual respect between the top two teams in the league
• Wes and the Sexies - The BiPolar Bears are boning Wes and the Sexies, although they are pushing their luck........
• Bite the Pillow, It's Going In Dry - All of Sam's friends are on this team.