New Theory

I think I have figured out why the cheaters and the other film team are doing so well at trivia. Besides the actual cheating, I figure they must have all kinds of time on their hands to research trivia, because none of them are working towards real degrees! They are all here in university to take classes about how to do something that any guy off the street can do with the right amount of talent. Now, you may ask yourself, "But, Joel, did you not spend 2 WHOLE years in the University of Regina Film Production program?" My answer is that, yes, yes i did, which means I know first hand about how easy and how little work is required. It is quite clear that after how bad the cheaters were trashed last semester by the BiPolar Bears and Team Travis, that they decided to watch 15 less movies per week about gay cowboys eating pudding, and they are now doing trivia homework. Since all the member of both the Bears and Travis have jobs and/or are taking real classes in university, we will never be able to keep up with this lethal combination of cheating and studying trivia. Although, we will forever be able to take solace in the fact that the two true champion teams can keep pace with these cretins with our natural, god-given intelligence.