Better Theory than Joel's

I think the reason we are off to a slow start is my hair.

Last season, when we were doing well, I had kept my locks carefully maintained. This season, however, I have let my hair grow wild due to not willing to sacrifice $30 bucks from my beer fund to get my hair cut.

Luckily, this situation has been fixed. My hair is back to its well-maintained glory. I predict a return to dominate trivia glory for the BiPolar Bears.

-Team Captain Aaron Grandguillot