Trivia Homework

To the Bipolar Bears:

Your assignment this week is to listen to every Phil Collins and Genesis album in existence.

Memorize these. That way, we can learn the difference. It's costs us dozens of points. Points which could be used to defeat Hitler.

I hate Metal-heads and Hitler

We did pretty good this week team, other than the first round, right up until Sam started to fall asleep. Apparently Sam left her A-game at the Leader Post! We are only half a point behind Wes and the Uglies, and 2 and a half behind team A Thousand Players Because We Run The Bar And Do Whatever We Want. PHDTS, who Steve-Know has delightfully mathematically proven to be Hitler, told us that we were "Crusty Vaginas," but I am pretty sure we are human beings, and not vagina. Also, vagina can't be pluralized, once again proving the cheat, since the don't even have a hold on back grammer. Oh well, they probably looked the joke up on their cell phones anyways.
In lighter news, some retard metalhead stole my coat. I managed to get it back because by yelling and swearing at some fat metal girl until she went and found it. The metal heads also tried to pick a fight with Aaron, and since I was out of the room and he was outnumbered, he proceeded to just yell "HARDCORE!" in their faces until they went away. I am not much for fighting, but I with all the off-duty bouncers around, I would have loved to shit-kick a bunch of lame-ass metal heads.
Jeremy said that the most common pub name in the UK is "The Crown" but then the answer was "The Red Line." Jeremy was right, which I learned once again from Steve-Know. Some week I am just going to copy his blog entry and paste it here, since I have to read it to remember what happened all night anyways.

New Strategy

I think we all need to practice more karate, and that is the key to winning this thing. Just like Jack Black says "With Karate I'll kick you ass, from here to right over there." I see no reason why this can't apply to trivia.

-Team Coach & Manager Joel Yeomans

Better Theory than Joel's

I think the reason we are off to a slow start is my hair.

Last season, when we were doing well, I had kept my locks carefully maintained. This season, however, I have let my hair grow wild due to not willing to sacrifice $30 bucks from my beer fund to get my hair cut.

Luckily, this situation has been fixed. My hair is back to its well-maintained glory. I predict a return to dominate trivia glory for the BiPolar Bears.

-Team Captain Aaron Grandguillot

New Theory

I think I have figured out why the cheaters and the other film team are doing so well at trivia. Besides the actual cheating, I figure they must have all kinds of time on their hands to research trivia, because none of them are working towards real degrees! They are all here in university to take classes about how to do something that any guy off the street can do with the right amount of talent. Now, you may ask yourself, "But, Joel, did you not spend 2 WHOLE years in the University of Regina Film Production program?" My answer is that, yes, yes i did, which means I know first hand about how easy and how little work is required. It is quite clear that after how bad the cheaters were trashed last semester by the BiPolar Bears and Team Travis, that they decided to watch 15 less movies per week about gay cowboys eating pudding, and they are now doing trivia homework. Since all the member of both the Bears and Travis have jobs and/or are taking real classes in university, we will never be able to keep up with this lethal combination of cheating and studying trivia. Although, we will forever be able to take solace in the fact that the two true champion teams can keep pace with these cretins with our natural, god-given intelligence.

MORTAL KOMBAT!

If this doesn't get you jazzed up for another night of trivia, than nothing will. It's the mortal kombat theme composed on Mario Paint.