Once again, God has allowed Hitler to commit a genocide. This genocide was not in the literal sense, it was a genocide on intelligence. Team Hitler and the Fat Man have finally iPhoned their way into the championship seat, and they bought there own trophy. I would like to point out that this week was a low scoring week for them, since Drew was guarding them hard, but the weeks and weeks of cheating has already done the damage, and the world will never be the same again.
Everybody's heroes, the BiPolar Bears, placed tragically in 6th place, not even winning the WildCard spot for a keg party. The honorable, respectible, and especially handsome Team Travis placed in 2nd place, being robbed of their championship by an unworthy pretender to the throne. Stand tall Team Travis, we all know who the true champions are. And to Reverend Jim, where's your messiah now?
Also, real classy making that dicks-in-your-mouth joke to your wife.
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Clawing back
16 years ago
Bi Polars are honourary Travis members next thursday. We're having our keg party and would love if y'all came!
ReplyDeleteNext thursday you can all be an honourary travis member - last day of classes and keg party!! And many toasts to the BiPolars!
ReplyDeleteI just realized I posted twice because I don't understand blogs. Now this is three.... maybe if I better understood/used technology we'd have a trivia victory :(
ReplyDeleteThe BiPolar Bears will gladly join you on Thursday, so that we may all raise up our glasses against evil forces.
ReplyDeleteI'm in!
ReplyDeleteIt's too bad we won't have an audience to chant, stomp and scream at while we have our own rendition of a year end get together.
Stupid sports awards. Gah.
I plan on doing much stomping and screaming. What time is this happening?
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