Trivia Rant

Alright, I've got a few things to get off my chest.

First, PHDTS. Like fuck. You know everyone watches you like a hawk. Why do you insist on having nine players? Either you can't count, or in Winnipeg, eight and nine are the same thing.

Secondly, in regards to PHDTS once again, come up with a new joke. Crusty vagina's? Really? At least try and be smart. I guess cell phones can't help you with comebacks.

Thirdly, everyone needs to stop complaining about how late it gets. Drew and Grill do their best. I mean, it's six rounds of trivia, and it doesn't start until ten. Yet, for some reason, everyone expects things to be wrapped up by midnight.

Lets do some math here. (PHDTS is excused from reading this part)

For that to work, each round would need to be roughly 20 minutes. That includes asking/answering the questions, handing them in, marking them, tallying up the scores, and doing the occasional tiebreaker. It's just not possible.

We're usually done around one, so the fact that it takes them only half an hour for each round is pretty good, especially considering they like to have a couple drinks while they run trivia.

Hell, if you've got stuff to do in the morning, account for the fact you'll be up a little late. If possible, take a nap after supper, before trivia. If that's not possible, drink a pot of coffee in the morning, then do the nap thing Thursday afternoon. We've all got shit to do the next day, so get over it. I'm sure your sociology class won't notice if you're yawning a bit more, they probably aren't listening to you anyways.