Wednesday, August 26, 2009

New Team Member

I have invited a new team member to the BiPolar Bears. As you all know, I have theorized that we are severely lacking in karate skills, the key to any winning trivia team that doesn't cheat with cellphones. It is a well known fact that Craig from Team Travis has his brown belt (with Yellow trim!), so, logically, I have recruited a black belt, since black is better than brown. I am confident this new member, codenamed "C-Train" will bring the karate expertise necessary to help us reach new levels of success, and put us in a dominating first place.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

We are hip with the kids

In todays age of technology, it is important to dominant media in all its forms. So today, the BiPolar Bears joined the twitter revolution.

Now we can have up to the minute updates on what Shaq is up to.

Follow us @Bipolar_Bears. Or don't. It's your loss.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Trivia off-season

With another year of pub trivia just around the corner, it's time to reflect on the summer off-season.

The heroic Bi-Polar Bears have been busy. Every member embarked on a rigorous training regimine.

Team Captain Aaron Grandguillot read and digested a library's worth of books during his time as a summer student at SaskTel.

Jeremy Putz, the team history buff, has spent the summer being rebuilt, he'll come back bigger, stronger, and with much more firepower.

Sam attended every concert in Western Canada, and conquered the newspaper industry during her time at the Leader Post.

Hollywood Joel Yeomans, the teams badass, spent the summer with his ladyfriend *Editors note* Hollywood Joel Yeomans is also the coach, owner and manager, which is why he can edit other peoples posts, something which probational team captain Aaron "The Ace of Base" Grandguillot need to remember.

Gena Lynn was busy cracking the human genome code, and occasionally baking cupcakes.

Chelsea spent her time away from school listening to music. She is now the master of all genre's, except obsucre Rob-punk, which no one likes anyways.

Sadly, Erin left us, as she moved to Minot on a covert mission. Her infiltration of North Dakota is simply a precursor to the Bipolar Bear's eventual domination of the northern US.

The honourable Team Travis was also busy training for a new year, and the weekly team gatherings (pictured below) helped build a sense of unity amongest the Travisinians which will make them the team to beat once again.

Push Her Down The Stairs (otherwise known as Hitler), on the other hand, did very little in terms of training. Since all they need to do is make sure their cell phones and laptops have charged batteries, they have spent the summer practicing their group dance numbers.


Some congratulations are in order, however. The fat man on PHDTS managed to trap a mate, and the happy couple tied the knot earlier this month.

Since no other team has any honour, and are all pretty awful anyways, there is nothing to report from them.