Just Like the Holocaust, God Let This Happen

Once again, God has allowed Hitler to commit a genocide. This genocide was not in the literal sense, it was a genocide on intelligence. Team Hitler and the Fat Man have finally iPhoned their way into the championship seat, and they bought there own trophy. I would like to point out that this week was a low scoring week for them, since Drew was guarding them hard, but the weeks and weeks of cheating has already done the damage, and the world will never be the same again.
Everybody's heroes, the BiPolar Bears, placed tragically in 6th place, not even winning the WildCard spot for a keg party. The honorable, respectible, and especially handsome Team Travis placed in 2nd place, being robbed of their championship by an unworthy pretender to the throne. Stand tall Team Travis, we all know who the true champions are. And to Reverend Jim, where's your messiah now?
Also, real classy making that dicks-in-your-mouth joke to your wife.

Last trivia/ Hitlerhino hibernation

Last trivia of the season is tonite. The Bipolar Bears are looking forward to the 10-roudn marathon.

Another team getting ready was Push Her Down The Stairs. Little known fact is that the rhinocerous that plays on their team, shown here, also curled in the U of R Rec Curling League. Well, last night, his team was down a player, as was the team they played against.

The only logical conclusion, is that, in preparations for post-trivia season hibernation, the rhino-captain of Hitler/PHDTS had some snacks before the game. This is just a heads up to all other trivia players tonite. If you find yourself in a one on one situation with Hitlerhino, don't play dead. Your best bet is to climb a tree, and wait for help.